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Paul

The day: Tuesday
The place: I haven’t gone out with Paul yet. I’ll be meeting him for dinner soon. But we’ve been chatting and I’ve learned many interesting things about him already.

1. He has never been on the smash hit TV show “To Catch a Predator”
2. He is not an internationally-known rapist. He’s not even a locally-known rapist. He’s not even a rapist
3. He still has both feet due to no diabetes
4. He is not married

With qualities like that, I actually do wonder why he’s on an app like this. Dating goldmine, ladies.

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